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2004-07-19 | 9:28 p.m.

rivers and streams, streaming rivulets, that is life on a train; smeared images as you go a million miles a minute. I can't figure out why there aren't more trains in the states. trains are fun, educational, recreational, inspirational! TRAINS FOR PRESIDENT 2004!!

well, I've come to the conclusion that the world is a self-contained environment. I've also realized that everyone around me seems so lonely and sad, furtively glancing about, sucking in bellies, sighing heavily. 'you can be whatever you want when you grow up,' my mother once said, 'as long as you help people.' well then, I'll be a life coach! this introspective spectacle makes me wish that I wearing a tracksuit and had a really loud whistle to blow. then, before the cops came, I would say 'jump up, comrade! today is the first day of the rest of your life!' he or she would be so grateful for my intervention, so full of hushed awe, that I would just pat his or her hand and say 'it's okay, I understand' before dragging him or her off to my home, my spiritual retreat, where we'll immediately start with the kodak moments: releasing butterflies with hushed awe, watching a sunset, dancing around in the rain to mysterious enya music, petting kittens, making construction-paper snowflakes, reading chicken soup for the soulless, and on the day when their self-esteemed is adequately re-affirmed, I'll let them go with a judiciously hidden tear and one of those cloth sack things tied to a stick. oh what a wonderful day that will be!

the day before yesterday shaun was fiddling around on the computer and I was fiddling around in the bathroom and punchy, my parrot, was fiddling around on top of a door, when all of a sudden she exclaimed "you're a good girl!"my jaw dropped and neither of us could believe that she had talked. but ever since she keeps saying 'you're a good girl, you're a good boy, you're a good girl, you're a good boy.' and I think I'm going to take a roadtrip soon, to maryland to see steph and johnny. and punchy will probably come.



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