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bye world, thanks for everything
2004-02-23 | 1:50 p.m.

I just remembered that when I was young I was terrified of robots after watching this television show about how robots were rendering humans obsolete. I thought that they would steal all of our jobs. There was also this boy in my second year of school that told me that the sun was going to explode, and I stayed up late at night gnawing my fingernails about it. I've always slightly suspected (irrationally) that sometime in my life this crazy apocalyptic exigency would happen and I would be forced to defend myself with guns and coax plants to grow and wearing crazy clothes out of banana leaves and stuff.

This does not seem entirely outside the realm of possibility, especially after a supposedly secret Pentagon report was leaked yesterday warning that climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy. Although this sounds like the greatest viral marketing campaign ever for a really shitty end-of-the-world film, I'm inclined to take this pretty seriously. I'm not entirely sure what basis our current government has for making its decisions -- I'm sure that the casting of divinatory sticks or the analysis of the entrails of sacrificed animals is somehow involved -- but irregardless, it's fairly obvious that the American right does not place a good deal of emphasis on science and therefore is walking away from a faith in empiricism towards a cargo-cultish sort of ideologically driven delusion. Because I'm assuming that they will not take this seriously.

I guess that enormous costco near my house will finally be useful for something. or this is finally the opportunity I've been waiting for to move to rural Ecuador. HAVE A GREAT DAY.

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