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2004-02-25 | 7:37 a.m.

Good morning, world! Assuming that you're not homeless, stick your head out the nearest window! Breathe in that fresh, grenadine-scented air! Do you see how the street-lights sparkle and glow? Even the trash men are smiling on this glorious, magical day! Do you hear that annoying neighbor-dog barking incessantly? They're barks of joy! Is that rain outside? No, it's the tears of so many pretty angels! Oh my gosh, what's that music? It sounds like the second movement of Tchaikovsky's sixth symphony! Who is that walking down the street, coming towards you? Oh my god, it's Jesus!! Wow, this truly is a wonderful, magnificent, magical day!

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