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2004-03-04 | 8:00 a.m.

Something fun to put in a microwave is a halogen lightbulb, which will throb and glow like the shiny soul of Jesus. NEVER put pre-packaged sliced cheese in the microwave -- the smell is unbearable. Tin foil of course isn't a good idea. Nothing really happened when I stuck one of my sister's CDs in the microwave, but I haven't tried playing it yet. One of Hamilton's rawhides gets a bit softer when you microwave it, and there's a palpably odd residue on it. I wouldn't recommend microwaving a plate of salt, either. Marshmallows puff up with anger and sometimes explode. I will try more later.

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